First of all: sorrysorrysorrysorry! I realize it’s been…oh, forever and a half since I posted. I have no excuses, just regrets and a lamentably overscheduled life. Please bear with. I plan on running away to a remote location very soon and taking my laptop with me. Suck it, life! Anyway, today is November 21st. As [...]
Archive for November, 2009
Things I think about while straightening my hair.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged christmas, dysFUNction, music, schnapps, thoughts on November.21.2009 | Leave a Comment »
Childhood, Revisited
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged '80s, Mad About You, pop culture, Streets of Laredo on November.5.2009 | 1 Comment »
So, it was brought to my attention today that while I possess a rather sophisticated level of cultural literacy, my pop cultural literacy is deplorable. I basically might as well not have been born in the ’80s, because all I remember from my early youth is leggings and Mad About You. Haven’t seen it? That’s [...]
Baby prostitutes, Halloween-style
Posted in Uncategorized on November.3.2009 | Leave a Comment »
As background information for the disturbing photo which will be this post, I wanted to encapsulate Toddlers & Tiaras into a few short lines (to avoid adding my voice to the chorus of alarmed/intrigued protest in the blogosophere), so I turned to the go-to pop culture reference: Urban Dictionary. Much to my surprise, there was [...]